The Pork Pie Press - A Food Fiction Blog

Have you been telling "Porkies" again?

Calling all food bloggers, writers, illustrators, filmmakers, fruitcakes. Have you got a wacky idea that's not quite appropriate for the average food blog or publication? Do you tell fibs a lot? Is your imagination often running wild with hunger?

The Pork Pie Press began for the above reasons. It's the first ever blog for food fiction, with short stories gathered from gastronomers brains around the globe. A place where you can put your feet up at the end of the day and read about your favourite subject, eating. This is a chance to cut loose with your pen and even if you aren't a seasoned fiction writer, still give this a try, get crazy creative without the confines of a regular blog. See our Submission Guidelines and send all entries to theporkpiepress [at] gmail.com

Here is an excerpt from our first foodie tale:

Granny's Doggy Bag

Resting upon an antiqued chair in a ground floor flat in a chocolate box village, lives the smelliest bag in the world. The suede is golden, Christian Dior don’t you know, what can these fine aromas be? Surely, dipping your hand into it should resemble thumbing through the pages of Vogue or Vanity Fair, revealing a posh perfumery donned by Kate Moss and the like. I wish this were the case. Among hearing aides and hairbrush, under wallet and keys, wrapped up in a napkin is the source of this sleaze... READ MORE AT THE PORK PIE PRESS